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01/06/2004

a lady in south euclid claims to have bought the winning lottery ticket that is worth about 155 million. the sad thing is that she lost it.

it was reported this morning that pete rose found the ticket. he flew out to vegas to celebrate and married britney spears. the crocodile hunter was the master of ceremonies.

the lady who lost the ticket is offering a reward...no clue on how much...but she is expecting the ticket to be returned to her...

in other news...

i also married britney spears...i get to touch her assets...as in money etc.

jesus etc.

 

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